Listen but Never Obey


everthorne:

I’M CHOKING


  • me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*
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goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

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annieodair:

this is your daily reminder that alexander ludwig spelled platypus “paladapus”  

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Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
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sereynity:

why-do-the-fools-fly:

my-threepatchproblem:

streetfightingwoman:

a-scandal-in-tumblr:

maplelovessyrup:

fishfingerzandcustard:

fringewithbenedicts:

gingerteatime:

harbek:

David Tennant what are you even part of this universe.

but, I love you.

One of the very few things I will instantly reblog every time probably.

Just the way he points his toes so much more dramatically than those girls. Ahaha, oh…. 

SIR, STOP BEING SO GOOFY AND PERFECT.

DAVID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
david…

How does he jump that high?

David Tennant is a fucking gazelle, that’s how.

perfect man is perfect

how does he land this?

HOLY SHIT

I literally can’t even understand how this is fucking possible, but instant reblog because of perfection



neopianangst:

gnorbooze:

baby, I was born this wraith~

this is a beautiful neopet



milesjai:

The GAGA .vs. Madonna video I’ve always wanted to see.

(Source: faguccino)


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angrybagel:

angrybagel:

dont be sad!

have a scarf!

wow ok then

i gave you a fucking scarf get over yourself

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